BAD DAYS CAN SCUK MY PENSI

THINGS THAT SUCK:

• My laptop stopped receiving power from the cord for a while, and then shut down halfway through saving an art thing I was working on.
• Not getting to eat all of my delicious meatball calzone because it had to sit in the car while I was getting a pedicure.
• Getting a pedicure and having the lady who was doing my feet comment about my leg hair when I was already feeling hugely selfconscious about it.
• Having the same lady wax my nonexistent lip hair before I could stop her, all the while going "you have a lot hair." if it grows back all dark HEADS WILL ROLL oh my god
• Smudging my sparkly purple toenail polish :(
• Getting home and then being violently sick thanks to the delicious meatball calzone.

BRB, crying in a corner and then playing some videogames and pretending the goombas I'm jumping on are the pedicurist.